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Posted by Queenie on 24/01/2004 4:54:02 p.m. Reply to this post

Oh for goodness sake Mark it is public knowledge that you have a gambling problem, in particular a penchant for pokie machines. As for getting sexually aroused by them, that is a common problem that I deal with on a daily basis as several members of my wh

Posted by Caregiver to the elderly on 24/01/2004 5:12:37 p.m. Reply to this post

It is obvious to a blind man that the so-called posting from the Mayor re his arousal by pokie machines is an imposter. Uh-huh fellow forumers, note the time the posting was made. It is from none other than that naughty little teeny bopper.

Posted by The Mayor on 11/04/2004 7:55:04 p.m. Reply to this post

Hello fellow Palmy Net forumers!
After a long break I have got some free time.
We must not malign pokies, for they bring in valuable income to the city.
Hopefully the number of machines will increase to try to offset the cost to the city of the student

Posted by AnonyMouse on 22/05/2010 3:31:48 p.m. Reply to this post

Keep away from those pokie machines in Palmeston North! You might dopey Dilip Ra......... and his dopey sister: Lexie and her very dump and"mummy's boy" boyfriend! Along with Huia and Mrs Otaki they all give the Pokies a very bad image here in Palmerston North! Mind you: I have heard a rumour that people often leave behind $2 coins in the money trays! Now there's a tip if you want some loose change!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 29/05/2010 3:30:04 p.m. Reply to this post

Anyone who plays the Pokie machines is obviously suffering from Mental illness! This is so because it's very obvious that no one wins on these machines! That's unless you are very lucky to be one of those individuals who find $2 coins left behind in the pokie money trays! My neighbour once found $64 left behind!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 7/07/2010 8:31:20 p.m. Reply to this post

Have allook at the pokies here in Palmerston north! Who do you get? well it's the poor dropouts in this fucking city! You have Lexie and her dropout boyfriend: "Dopey Dick": spending their dole payments on these machines! you have homeless Huia with her home in her grocery bags and so on playing on these pokie machines and what does tell you?!? It tells you to keep away from these God - for- saken machines and get a life! Mind you: I have that people often find $2 coins left behind in the money trays!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 9/07/2010 3:18:30 p.m. Reply to this post

I Found $46 LEFT IN THE MONEY TRAYS the other day at the pokies. fuck; that is better than playing on them. Fuck the bloody pokies.

Posted by AnonyMouse on 6/10/2010 3:05:45 p.m. Reply to this post

Look at all the dropouts playing the pokies! You have poverty - stricken bloody useless Huia playing them! You have lexie and her dopey dick boyfriend in there as well! Lexie and Dopey Dick bludge well to do senior citizens to pay for their complusive gambling addictions! You have Dilip as well in there making life miserable for other people! Even a monkey looks better looking than Dilip!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 13/10/2010 2:43:35 p.m. Reply to this post

when you go into a casino look out for racist narks because they are watching you constantly! I give you two examples: Firstly there's one who looks like a retarded monkey who has being born with ju-ju- lips! Fuck the bloody pokies!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 30/10/2010 2:54:38 p.m. Reply to this post

When you are on the bones of your arse: $2 is a lot of money! it's better than kicked in your nuts: Oops i should not have said that because i am getting closer to the age when I might start to have problems with my waterworks!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 30/10/2010 3:01:54 p.m. Reply to this post

P.S: I might have to wear male incontinence nappies! What to do! I dread old age because my one of my two grandfathers died of waterworks cancer! It was a fuck watching him go downhill in the last 3 years of life! The best thing about a cold freezing winters day is my balls shivel up! Who wants a brazilian! hell no! I got to keep my waterworks warm in the wintertime! If God wanted you to have a brazilan than he would not have you or me to experince Puberty! Sir James wattie manufactures Tomato sauce which wards off prostate cancer! Trust me!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 13/11/2010 2:29:29 p.m. Reply to this post

Why the hell do poor people play these pokie machines when they are on the bones of their arseholes? NO moron is going to make a fortune on these God _ forsaken machines! At the end of the day it comes down to a choice: YOU can only have PISS or Pokies! Think about it!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 13/11/2010 2:40:14 p.m. Reply to this post

Mrs Otaki is a big mouth nark who got into bed with Mr Ching Chong and they had a baby son! Fuck having her as a mother- it would be enough to make my hairy penis shivel up! Mrs Otaki was bending over cutting the cabbages when she got jumped on by Mr Ching chong but her son now lives in China to get away from her big mouth! This fucking country is full of headcases! Please help me before i go nuts! Headcases come at a rate of a dime a dozen! Fortunately you will never see a headcase in the City Library because they Cannot read! One more question: why, if Palmerston North is knowledge city, are there more headcases in Palmerston North than there are university Graduates? Re- open Lake Alice as soon aspossible!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 15/11/2010 2:34:28 p.m. Reply to this post

Why is it that only low income people play the pokies? You will never hardly find rich people needing to play the god forsaken machines! The Government SHOULD make it illegal for those on a benefit or National Superannuation to play the pokies! Welfare benefits are not for bums to blow it on the pokies! In Palmerston North there is a dole blugger who plays the pokies, loses than he sits on his arse ona nearby footpath begging for money: It's a bad look! Blow the pokies and the losers who play them!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 24/11/2010 2:22:16 p.m. Reply to this post

The other day I gave my dopey cousin who lives with me $550 in cash (in $20 and $10 notes) to pay this quarterely instalment of the Council Rates that are currently due! What he do: He was passing by the Pokies and he went in and blew the $550 on the pokies in the space of more than 20 minutes! The pokies are a fucking menace and those playing them have got a mental illness!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 23/02/2011 2:30:48 p.m. Reply to this post

When you are on the bones of your arse than it's your own fucking fault that you lose money on the pokies! You have a choice: PISS or POKIES! Because when you play on those god forsaken pokie machines than you CANNOT afford to have piss! I am a streetwise streetkid who rather get PISSED than to lose on the pokies! Fuck the pokies because they are like women: they only take your money and tell you to get fucked! keep away from them mate! You have been warned! I am watching you!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 26/02/2011 2:29:00 p.m. Reply to this post

If you risk the possibility of not having any smokes or piss than go and play the bloody pokies! There's nothing worse than not having cigarettes or piss! Think about it!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 9/03/2011 3:35:20 p.m. Reply to this post

You will ALWAYS find that it's the poorest bums in society that play, and lose, on the pokies! Nobody gives a rat's arse if you blow all your dole money on the fucking pokies! Pokies are like women: they just screw you for the money: that's all! Fuck the pokies and KEEP away from them!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 11/03/2011 2:50:35 p.m. Reply to this post

The fucking pokies are a curse because they prey on the most financially vulnerable in society! Seriously would you ever find someone like John Key playing them? No you wouldn't because they have worked hard to earn their money and top of that he earned $50 million on the stockmarket and why would he want to blow that on the fucking pokies! Remember one thing: you can only have piss or pokies!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 2/04/2011 2:28:55 p.m. Reply to this post

I put in $20 into a pokie machine and I got $54 with a profit of $34 which is a lot of money when you're on the bones of your Khyber Pass! April 2nd 2011: So I'm just going to buy some PISS which you can't do if you lose on the pokies! After all you can only have PISS or pokies - you can't have it both ways!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 15/04/2011 3:57:51 p.m. Reply to this post

I worry about a friend of mine! The other day he won $441 in a jackpot and in a few hours he had blown the whole lot on the fucking pokies! That money could have been used to buy heaps of alcohol: i.e PISS! Remember the golden rule is that it's either PISS or pokies - you CAN'T have it both ways because life is a fucking bitch and is a slapper! Fuck the bloody pokies!

Posted by AnonyMouse on 16/04/2011 3:33:56 p.m. Reply to this post

Your friend needs help! Blowing $441 in winnings on the god forsaken pokies is a sign of a type of mental illness! You are quite right: It's a choice between Piss or pokies! Tell your friend to keep away from the pokies!

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